How Big is Your Knob?

If you think hockey games are dirty, you have seen nothing yet. Recently we came across a few videos that left us feeling filthier than Ryan Whitney's luffa. Thanks you, Cabbie.

So seriously,

How Big is Your Knob?

As Baldy Getzlaf would say, "Wow, that's a loaded question."

But apparently, Sidney Crosby's is "not huge, but it's not small." Aw Sid, sweetie, aren't we being a little modest? We all know you've got a big knob.


We were talking about his hockey stick....

Perverts.

If that didn't satisfy your tainted sex fantasies enough, then Flower and JStaal can do the trick.

Jordan explains to us why Marcy Marc would make such a great foward. If you don't feel like watching all of the video and finding out that Steve Mason actually has gone through puberty, fast forward to 3:25.

Man, do we love these sneaky bastards.

And obviously so does Gods.


If only to be in the middle of that bromantic hug...

It'd be even more amazing if Goddard was wearing his red pimp suit.

You work it, Gods.